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Shar Jackson:
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Information:
Name: Shar Jackson
Born: 1976-08-31
Height: 0
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Filmography:
The Bernie Mac Show (2006), The Proud Family (2002), Ex Wives Club (0), Dirty Famous (2005), Everybody Hates Chris (2008)
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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions
only
twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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'Father
Christmas has two reindeer. He
calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I
bet you can't tell me
why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because
tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll
with suction cup hands
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And Jesus said unto his disciples,
"Whom
do men say
that I am?"
And His disciples answered unto Him,
"Master,
thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation
of
omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute,
divine,
sacerdotal monarch."
And Jesus said, "What?"
HuntingtonRourkefJ
Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch
enemies.
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"Mommy, all the kids at school
say I'm
a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut
up and comb your face."
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What did one tooth say to the other
tooth?
"Thar's gold in them thar fills."
JerardAneraeal
Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
Fred: "So
what?"
Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.
You know,
one of the men I've been telling you about'."
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?
I've
learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me
trouble.
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